“They put subliminal voting messages in the football commercials, you know." — Your crazy uncle.
"What can I do to get you in this gently pre-owned Buick?"
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift... that's why they call it present" - Master Oogway
Sometimes pain isn't actually gain.
"Maybe fútbol... isn’t life? — Dani Rojas
Lessons From a Leaky Ceiling
“I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.”
"Have you tried not being poor?"
"Let it go! Let it go!" - Some princess.
Just... one... more... episode...
"Lay off me I'm starving!" - Chris Farley
Why we do what we do
